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Glorious (2022) - Summer of Shudder!

Glorious is yet another Shudder exclusive about a talking glory hole with the voice of JK Simmons! For real though! Holey Moley!

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Glorious

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[00:00:22] Scott: Does this hold up? And just what the hell is a good movie anyway? I'm Frank Roll. I'm Scott Moran. And we're the Last Video Store Clerks.

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[00:01:02] Scott: And then he just shows up at their house, like in another country. And they're like, what the fuck just in their pajamas or something? Well, and he's like a tall man, right? He's super imposing and just in the hair, the hair with the head. Yeah, and just it's Conan, he's gone to some countries that are like really blunt, you know, and like, there was like an old man telling him that he dressed like he couldn't dress like that anymore.

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[00:01:40] Frank: Did he dress like he was ready for middle school?

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[00:01:51] Scott: Yes. I'm ready to go. It would be funnier if you were wearing like taller white socks.

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[00:02:09] Scott: of the land, the crab on it,

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[00:02:14] Frank: But it was like, remember, did you, like, it was like the animated one with the squares? Like the squares.

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[00:02:22] Frank: I didn't have, I know what you're talking about. I knew where that was going. No. It was like animated with little squares. Like each little, yeah. Anyway. What was it? I told Olympia, like, I saw Batman in the movie theater.

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[00:02:36] Scott: saw toys

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[00:02:36] Scott: movie theater.

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[00:02:40] Scott: Yeah. I love that movie. Me too. LL Cool J? Joan Cusack? Man, the end is really, doesn't stand up like it did back then, but it's still good. It's just ridiculous. But I remember being like intense when I was a kid.

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[00:03:04] Frank: I think now it's just Robin. I think I did it, right? I did it right first try.

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[00:03:17] Frank: Well, okay, I've been watching I've been watching the same old shit. Of course, don't even need to go through it. Still watching walking dead, going to throw that out there. Cause I'm going to watch everything on AMC plus the summer as well. Um, the other thing I finally started the new kids in the hall. The reboot.

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[00:03:49] Scott: It's like the most old dick I've seen since I had a membership at the YMCA.

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[00:03:58] Frank: You know what I mean? So like, I have to watch it in the evening. Um, it's good though. And dude, just hearing the intro song again. Oh yeah. It feels good. And I forgot like the little cut scenes, you know, like in between skits, it's like behind the scenes or just. If you ever get

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[00:04:18] Scott: I may have even shown you sketches from it. It's a, it's like a sketch comedy show on Netflix.

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[00:04:27] Scott: It's,

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[00:04:55] Frank: It was it was nice, you know, i'm not gonna say the b word There's none of that i'm not gonna say the b word

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[00:05:03] Frank: It is. It is. And I think people would watch it though and think that it's bad. Yeah. Some people who just don't fucking get it. You

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[00:05:12] Frank: You don't get it. And I'm not sa

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[00:05:15] Frank: It was fun to watch. You know what I mean? I was like, this is cool. Thanks. I wanted to What year

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[00:05:21] Frank: Oh, it was like 2020 something? Really? Okay. Yeah. Um, so yeah, newer. Uh, but it was worth it. I don't regret it. You know what? I didn't turn it off after 20 minutes.

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[00:05:49] Scott: shutter, summer of shutter.

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[00:05:55] Frank: Yeah,

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[00:06:13] Frank: to me.

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[00:06:15] Scott: Yeah. No,

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[00:06:24] Scott: Yeah. We've watched a few now, right?

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[00:06:27] Scott: was Australian, wasn't it? Oh. Oh, fuck. Was Sissy Australian? I think so. Yeah, don't get Yeah, because remember they were having a hen party?

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[00:06:52] Scott: Wolf Creek. Did you see that one?

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[00:06:55] Scott: that was fucked Yeah, I can think of some whore some Australian horror has done pretty well for itself.

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[00:07:16] Frank: It's been a yeah, right?

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[00:07:19] Scott: Day three of my week. Do you see these circles? Uh, I I feel tired. Ha ha ha ha ha. Not sleepy, just tired. Just tired. Yeah.

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[00:07:35] Scott: No, we watched a late night with the devil.

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[00:07:42] Frank: That was the best horror movie I've seen in a long time. It was

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[00:08:02] Frank: The live band music for the show. And

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[00:08:08] Scott: Like, I don't know if you've seen clips of that, like, the late night show in it and stuff like that. You showed me, yeah, yeah. It was bonkers in the right way, but glorious was, uh, good. I liked it. It was good. It was not what I was expecting. And it was more than I was expecting.

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[00:08:32] Scott: Watching it the whole time being like, Oh yeah, it's another Scott movie. He's like grinning. Two in a row, like butt boy and. Glorious. Glorious. Yeah. Those are some Scott gems. I feel like this is the meat of our podcast. This is the stuff I really like doing. I knew you'd be excited about this one. I like when somebody has an idea and they fucking go for it.

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[00:08:56] Scott: And this seemed like a movie where someone was like, what if an HP Lovecraft story was a glory hole in a fucking rest stop bathroom?

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[00:09:13] Scott: It was tattoo worthy. Yeah, it was good. It's like you see that whole thing on somebody's back at like, like a reggae festival or something like that. Like a psychedelic rock fest. It's too

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[00:09:29] Frank: Yeah, for real. One too many titties. One too many titties. But yes, this is also a newer movie. 2022. Yeah. 2022. Shudder, man. It's not all old.

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[00:09:51] Scott: But a lot of these streaming services are acquiring things. From film festivals.

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[00:10:06] Scott: sure. For sure. You know, they've had a good run already and they have a lot of stuff. Yeah. So like, if you've never thought about doing that, like curated streaming services are rare and shutter is one.

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[00:10:28] Frank: It was, it was, it was good.

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[00:10:32] Frank: tickles me. Yeah, I mean, there's a possible stop motion

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[00:10:41] Scott: I like that you're down for that sometimes. I feel like that goes back to like, what was that fuckin Was it like Bill Plimpton cartoon or something like that? The Toon? The Toon. Yeah. Yeah. Well watching, uh What was the one you made me watch that was a cartoon that starts with like birds fucking and they fall out of the sky?

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[00:11:00] Frank: What?

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[00:11:04] Frank: I don't even remember.

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[00:11:20] Scott: We were like eating carrots, fucking tripping. No.

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[00:11:28] Scott: I had that too.

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[00:11:32] Scott: I bought a VHS copy of Brain Candy at Blockbuster on Amsterdam Lane. Are you sure?

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[00:11:37] Scott: sure.

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[00:11:39] Scott: I mean, I don't have brain candy at all anymore.

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[00:11:50] Scott: Like it ruined everything. Like that was the thing and I love that they dig them up.

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[00:12:06] Frank: It was just, uh, it was still taboo back then.

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[00:12:09] Frank: go even

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[00:12:22] Frank: you're so right.

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[00:12:25] Frank: That's so good.

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[00:12:31] Scott: Uh, so yeah, glorious, but this one, a lot of effort was put into it. Like it is a B movie, but it's, it's not. This looks like a

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[00:12:52] Frank: Like the editing was bad? You know when you watch, like, a made for TV movie, but on, like, a regular movie to the way that it it cuts for, like, a commercial break and you can tell? And when it pops back up, it's got that certain timing and fade. Oh, was this made for

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[00:13:07] Frank: I don't think it was though. Like, I really don't think it was, but it had those cuts that was like, that's a commercial cut.

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[00:13:14] Scott: a little too long

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[00:13:20] Scott: Yeah.

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[00:13:22] Scott: like sliders

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[00:13:37] Scott: I don't know why, but that was the first thing that popped in my head with like bad edits. Well, you

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[00:13:47] Frank: Sliders said no one ever remember when they replaced

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[00:14:04] Frank: Good for you.

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[00:14:11] Frank: remember Earth 2. That shit

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[00:14:18] Scott: Antonio Sabato Jr.?

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[00:14:38] Scott: I'll be there and the sound was pretty good.

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[00:14:43] Scott: like it sounded like he was in that stall Oh, yeah, like I thought like what I did to mix his voice to sound like that Like they did a really great job. He sounded like he was in a bathroom stall I was feeling it

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[00:15:12] Frank: The voice that claims to be G A T H A N D O Z A G A T H A N D O Z A You gotta hold the tip of your tongue when you say it and bite your tongue as you say it. You gotta use the vibration. The v v v v The demigod son of an elder god. And whose corporeal form will attract the attention of his father hastening the end of all things.

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[00:15:44] Scott: It's an easy thing to think, uh, what he means is that this glory hole is here for that reason.

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[00:15:59] Frank: He's gotta satisfy it. And then you thought you knew where the movie was going. There's a twist. There's a twist.

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[00:16:20] Scott: It stars Ryan Quanton as Wes, J. K. Simmons as the voice of Gata Nova.

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[00:16:28] Scott: Sylvia Grace Krim as Brenda, Wes's girlfriend. And Andre Lamar as Gary C., a rest stop worker. He's just coming around inspecting things.

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[00:16:43] Scott: If he would have done that, he would have had toilet paper on him.

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[00:16:52] Scott: Yeah. But I mean, change the toilet paper. If you send multiple people to do different things, I mean, like have it fucking rest up,

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[00:17:00] Scott: Yeah. He didn't like go refill the soap or anything like that.

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[00:17:05] Scott: even really clean up the remains of his fucking party the night before.

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[00:17:11] Scott: It was acquired by Shudder in 2022 and holds an 83 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. I can't remember what the IMDB score was. 5. 6. 5. 6. Uh, I'd give it an 83%. I think for Rotten Tomatoes for, or for IMDb for me, this is a 7. 2.

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[00:17:32] Scott: Oh, for sure. I loved it. There wasn't any thing I had to complain about this movie.

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[00:18:04] Scott: A little more sci fi. It had that color out of space. Little less serial killer, a little

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[00:18:09] Scott: Yes. I like that. But, but boy was extra special. See, did you say 7. 1? I would give it like a 7. Two.

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[00:18:26] Scott: That's the highest you would give anything? No, this one.

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[00:18:32] Frank: Yeah. Maybe a five nine.

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[00:18:49] Scott: uh, but maybe

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[00:19:10] Frank: So I wanted to just bring that up before we even dipped into anything else. I think

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[00:19:33] Scott: That was another thing I kind of liked, that there was no label on the whiskey whatsoever.

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[00:19:48] Scott: said that like, Evan William. That fucking guy. That motherfucker.

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[00:19:55] Scott: I mean, yeah, it was not the best.

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[00:19:59] Frank: dude. I don't even have to fucking argue. You said it too. I mean, I wouldn't,

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[00:20:03] Frank: my first pick. I feel the burning in my stomach just thinking about it. No Kentucky Deluxe. I can't believe that was even a thing. See, that's like Do you like to

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[00:20:15] Frank: That tastes like gasoline.

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[00:20:26] Scott: Very, very inexpensive.

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[00:20:35] Frank: I would do that today. Okay, Evan came back a little. Sorry. Anyway, Evan Williams. Not in this movie. Not in this movie.

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[00:20:49] Scott: music. I love the music change. And I was like, from the very beginning, and I didn't realize it was a clue at the time, but the song he's like, crying in his car and listening to, is fucking weird. I don't know what it was. Like the, the, the, like, weird show tune song he was listening to as he was driving in.

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[00:21:11] Frank: got the two that were at the fire because those were also two different feels. Yeah, there was like an 80s thing. Running Alone, The Windows?

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[00:21:18] Frank: had never heard it before. And then the fucking The thrash was fuckin uh, For a good time, call someone else. Def Club. Def Club is good, actually.

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[00:21:29] Scott: popped up on some like, For Scott playlists, like, randomly. When Apple like, makes you a playlist. You know? That's one of those like, Oh, you'll like this. I know that you go to the gym and listen to Dillinger Escape Land. You wanna listen to fuckin uh,

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[00:21:50] Frank: I go to the gym and listen to Natalie Imbruglia. Do

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[00:21:57] Frank: It's happened in my life. Do you picture the video while that's happening? I do. But, uh, no, the music was great at the bonfire. And he's just fuckin lightin it up, man. Gettin shitty. We have an idea of what's about to come, so you're like, what's gonna get you in there?

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[00:22:18] Scott: was worried about where his car keys were when he woke up. He didn't, that never came up. No, it never needed to come up again. But I did worry about where they were. That's just me. That's a reflection of me as a person.

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[00:22:45] Frank: a little bit. I assumed a breakup. That was my first thought was breakup. I didn't even really know about the. I mean, and technically there was a break up. There was, yeah. He didn't do it through a text. Um, It wasn't, it was not through a text.

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[00:23:06] Scott: Yeah. She was, she a trucker or something like that? She was supposed to be. Or just hardcore country maybe. She put a lot of sugar in her coffee.

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[00:23:14] Scott: how she got to the rest stop before putting the sugar in the coffee or why she didn't do it wherever she purchased this coffee.

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[00:23:25] Scott: I like to wait till it's room temp.

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[00:23:31] Scott: mean, yeah, don't fuck around.

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[00:23:37] Frank: No equal, no Stevia. Do people still use equal? Yes.

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[00:23:43] Frank: I work in an office and out of all the things I do, the sweeteners and creamers are something. Gotta keep a little bit of equal around.

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[00:23:52] Frank: Oh yeah.

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[00:23:53] Frank: Equal. Splenda. Truvia. Sweet and low, sugar in the raw.

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[00:24:00] Scott: Everybody loves the sugar in the raw. Doesn't dissolve all the way, but that's okay. It's, you know. It's like a little present at the end. It looks the coolest. It does look the coolest. It does.

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[00:24:17] Frank: I see it. I can tell you about sweeteners. I like to use local honey. Yeah. It's good for the allergies. Yeah.

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[00:24:36] Frank: I was like, oh, we're getting there. What is it? Like an hour 18?

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[00:24:45] Scott: Yeah, maybe. I think the credits were pretty short though, too. I didn't go all the way through the credits on this one. This streaming service doesn't have the 20 minutes of Chinese credits afterwards. The different languages, that's been happening now.

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[00:25:01] Scott: All the Disney plus

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[00:25:05] Scott: Yeah. Really long. The D and it doesn't do the next episode until it gets through like two languages. Oh, you're telling me,

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[00:25:13] Scott: Yeah.

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[00:25:20] Scott: I think Netflix has it every now and then

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[00:25:29] Scott: nom. He took the whole thing so seriously. Like, there's no humor in his voice the entire movie. He's sort of amused at the beginning, at like, some of the things at the beginning when he's asking him questions about Well, there's

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[00:25:46] Frank: And he's like, and then he goes again,

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[00:25:56] Frank: to be No, uh, Son of Cthulhu. I like the way it's spelled. They never

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[00:26:03] Frank: I

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[00:26:17] Frank: Well, and he was real big don't gaze up don't gaze upon me But then you see like the glowing nutsack of it What I thought was

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[00:26:37] Scott: And he'd paraphrase a conversation and just keep moving. It was mostly about the story. Like, people said things to each other, but it was like, in general, there's not a lot of fucking dialogue in an H. P. Lovecraft story. And this is entirely two people talking to each other.

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[00:27:23] Scott: He gets to the rest stop, he's stuck in the bathroom for the entire movie.

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[00:27:29] Scott: I guess it would have been too, right?

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[00:27:35] Scott: Yeah. And I guess this was, J. K. Simmons didn't even need to be there. Really? This was just, this was like evil dead.

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[00:27:56] Frank: Yeah. And then really J. K.

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[00:28:02] Scott: I guess Sookie Stackhouse's brother. That's who this actor is. He was in True Blood. Really? Yeah. He's Sookie's brother. Didn't do True Blood. I liked it a lot. Okay. And I normally don't like that kind of shit. I've made a joke on multiple occasions that, uh, the Great American Novel is just somebody writing vampires fucking over and over and over again.

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[00:28:35] Frank: teeny or

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[00:28:37] Frank: Oh. Like a

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[00:28:42] Frank: throbbing member?

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[00:28:54] Scott: Okay. That's way off topic. Yeah. Yeah.

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[00:29:07] Scott: I like that you kind of still have to doubt it, even though the first time he like blacks him out and he has like a weird dream,

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[00:29:17] Scott: I did like that the cold open of the movie was him having a dream.

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[00:29:42] Frank: Cabin at the End of the World.

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[00:29:47] Frank: Cabin? Yeah.

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[00:29:48] Frank: the movie.

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[00:30:01] Frank: with this option that will decide.

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[00:30:14] Scott: I read the book. It changed me for like a fucking like month of my life. Like I was like, I am having a hard time. I finished it very quickly. I think I read it in like a week, but for the preceding three weeks, like I didn't pick a new book or anything.

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[00:30:48] Frank: spoilers for the Are we going to talk about, uh, satisfying his, uh, corporeal form?

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[00:30:59] Scott: that can only mean one thing.

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[00:31:18] Frank: He was working up to it. So in case you didn't pick up on it, glorious, and we've mentioned the glory

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[00:31:44] Scott: I kind of liked that that joke fell kind of flat too. Like when it actually came along, he was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like it made a fool of you, you know, like you're also him. You're like, here we go. I also assumed that this was all about fucking the wall.

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[00:32:06] Frank: You know, like, it's like, you're obviously seeing this character, like, can I, can I Can I do it? Uh, this one, the buildup is there

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[00:32:27] Frank: Cause

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[00:32:31] Scott: I feel like somebody said, like, if you left a guy on a, On an island with a coconut, he would, he would figure out a way to fuck it, like, long before he figured out how to eat it. It's just like that. I mean, depends on how old that coconut is. I guess he got lured there. Yeah. Because he got tired. And then he ended up there and he ritualistically burned all her shit.

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[00:33:17] Scott: I know we're beating around the bush, but the twist is that he's a fucking serial killer. He's a serial

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[00:33:31] Scott: had one of her, too. Yes. So But they weren't, like, fucked up like the other pictures.

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[00:33:39] Frank: you were assuming the whole film, it was just a horrible breakup or something happened, argument, somebody died, they couldn't get over it. I did for sure. You know, yeah, you're thinking, okay, there was a distress between him and this woman. God, he's out and then now he's having to deal with this.

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[00:34:02] Scott: But he's fucking murdered her. But he's a fucking

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[00:34:19] Frank: Yeah, that's a clean looking box, dude. So by the way, it wasn't his dick Oh yeah, he wants

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[00:34:25] Frank: He wants him to cut his liver out. So it's just like, it's on the other side.

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[00:34:33] Frank: The music, like, the scene. There was this huge, huge, huge build up.

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[00:34:54] Scott: about Gary C.

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[00:35:00] Scott: Because the cover of this movie was him holding a man's leg. And so the whole movie, I was like, how's he going to get, um, it's not his leg. Yeah.

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[00:35:24] Frank: Come on, man. Loved it. It was great. Cause see, and if I'm in that situation, I would have been like, okay, this shit's for real. The question of what, you know, is it just a guy with a speaker and some crazy shit? No, it's real. So don't piss it off. He was really pushing it with the wall.

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[00:35:54] Scott: I like that. Gary sucked so much to like, I was also like frustrated with Gary when he was like, what are you doing in here? And I was like, man, you jumped to that so quick to be like, you're fucking around And granted once he got in there, he had every reason to think he was fucking around.

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[00:36:13] Frank: Yeah, I mean you probably if you had that job you'd walk up on meth heads doing weird shit all the time You know, people doing fucking drug deals in there, a bunch of shady shit going down. Unless you're in those rest stops that I stopped at through like Tennessee and stuff, Kentucky, those are really nice rest stops out there.

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[00:36:30] Scott: Yeah man, the one right when you go into Colorado. Oh, is that one? It's a nice rest stop.

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[00:36:48] Scott: I

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[00:36:49] Scott: stay here.

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[00:36:51] Scott: Funny story. I was at that rest stop during COVID and two old men in masks like ran a guy off who wasn't wearing one. Wouldn't let him in the fucking rest stop

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[00:37:02] Scott: like he was like, do you not see the fucking sign it? Yeah, I saw your fucking license plate.

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[00:37:15] Frank: I'm old And if we're, it's kind of in the middle, like, there's nothing else around it, right?

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[00:37:22] Scott: And then there was like a dispensary, like, a little too close to the state border there. You know what I mean? And you're like, I'm not

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[00:37:37] Frank: Yeah, that's wild. Like, what the fuck is going on here? I know if Oklahoma can do it, guys, I really believe like we could make this happen. I'll pay more for convenience.

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[00:37:54] Frank: illegal. That's true. You know what? I feel like we're not meant to talk about Gary C.

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[00:38:07] Frank: But I do feel bad for Gary. I feel bad for Gary, man. He did jump to conclusions a little quick, but at the same time, Gary had a job to do and I feel like Gary took his job somewhat seriously. Somewhat. He would have had toilet paper.

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[00:38:20] Frank: Like, on his person, maybe he'd just Like, in his

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[00:38:23] Frank: Well, I'm sure he did.

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[00:38:30] Frank: Ah, true story. Maybe he did just like the nametag more than the job.

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[00:38:40] Scott: Yeah, he didn't make any changes. Like I'm Gary C. He just looked around and was like, well, somebody had a fucking party here, I'm not gonna clean it

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[00:38:48] Frank: Okay, well that's a good point, cause yeah, he did not try and even do shit with the, what was all

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[00:38:57] Frank: That's why he had

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[00:38:59] Frank: That's why he had to die. So when you were like, at the beginning, when you said he didn't have toilet paper on him? I thought you meant, like, after he fucking exploded, he would have had toilet paper on him.

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[00:39:14] Scott: was no toilet paper in the rest stop.

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[00:39:23] Scott: When you seemed confused, I thought you thought that I was talking about him being dressed like a mummy or something like that, like a little kid mummy.

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[00:39:35] Frank: I think so because they still pop up in some of the kids stuff. It's just not that popular, you know, like when we were kids, you'd dress up as a mummy. There's some kid would I did once. Oh, yeah. Um, I don't I feel like that's not there, but they're in the cartoons Okay.

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[00:40:16] Frank: The way people hug toilets in these movies, who the fuck, my most fucked up in life, no matter where I was at, I never hugged a toilet like that. All these fucking movies have people all up in it like, Oh, I'm hugging this shit. No. You know, it's

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[00:40:36] Frank: Hey, I do like though, that if you're like the destroyer of all things. You can tell how many germs are in a room. I can name them if you like.

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[00:40:50] Scott: to hate this. It's not going to be a deal breaker in this case.

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[00:41:03] Frank: Yeah, boy, them dirty toilets in movies, but again, nobody fucking, no matter how fucked up you are, you might touch the top of the bowl. Nobody's making out with the toilet. Nobody's really getting in there like that. Come on, man. Who gets in there like that?

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[00:41:23] Frank: Is that called something?

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[00:41:34] Frank: I feel like it's like a sailing term. Oh God. Watch that. It would just be so wrong. I mean, if you know what that's called, feel free to let us know. Not going to look it up. I refuse.

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[00:41:52] Frank: That's good.

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[00:41:59] Frank: Didn't know he was gonna be a killer. I felt something might be up, but not killer.

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[00:42:05] Frank: Yeah, and I cannot believe I forgot the first one.

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[00:42:09] Scott: and I mean, we've watched other Shudder original or Shudder exclusive movies in the past. Deadstream is probably the one that stands out the most. That was Before this time of having it is over, I'm gonna watch the season of Channel zero that I haven't seen. Channel zero is a fantastic sci fi channel series that is like American horror story, only legitimately fucking scary.

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[00:42:35] Scott: shutter. Yeah. I don't know if they have all the seasons of it. I really liked the first one. I've told you about it before. It has like a little kid who's entirely made of teeth.

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[00:42:46] Scott: shit freaks me out. I

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[00:42:49] Scott: face. He makes a little noise.

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[00:42:54] Scott: He takes children's teeth and makes them a part of his body.

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[00:43:00] Scott: Yes, it's fucked up. They're all, like, based on creepypastas. But, who knows what the next one will bring, because it was released on Shudder, but Frank picked it. So, we'll see.

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[00:43:18] Frank: Oh, we're going Z.

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[00:43:24] Frank: Oh, it's funny. No, that was the one that I didn't remember what it was about.

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[00:43:35] Frank: No, let's just, let's just fuck it.

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[00:43:38] Frank: it's a whole summer, right? It's a couple of episodes. I

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[00:43:44] Frank: saying. So let's give this one a shot. Yeah. Cause, uh, for sure do that. It wasn't at the top of my, like, ooh, ah, but I, you know, it looked creepy enough possibly.

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[00:44:05] Frank: because I think there's some gems in there that are just like, oh, right Well, and because of my subscription setup, I'm so tempted. There's a couple things on AMC plus We can always do that near the end.

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[00:44:17] Scott: or I could just watch them and talk about it that Is true too. And you should because there's another

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[00:44:22] Scott: Yeah. Life is too short to just, uh, to not impulsively. Watch whatever you want. What's the guy I hung on to butt boy. For years. For years.

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[00:44:34] Frank: Well, that was for this. 'cause I was like, what? That has to be okay. Well, you had a purpose. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I can't say that I felt the same about anything or preplanned it like that. It's my bad. There's just so many. What are, what are, what's on that list? Like 16, I'd say? Yeah, you put a lot of movies on that list.

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[00:45:01] Scott: I think one of them in there, I'm gonna find the movie you missed, and you're gonna be like,

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[00:45:10] Frank: And one of them, I think it's something like 11 minutes, something like that. Looked like it might be pretty, I think it's a, a looper, a repeater. Ooh. Yeah, I think it may be a repeater. I know. I thought about you when I, and I, it's a new one, I think it's 11 minutes. We'll have to look it up. But I, I think it may be a repeater.

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[00:45:35] Scott: Who knows. I'm sure there's some found footage that you haven't seen on there.

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[00:45:56] Frank: I swear it said drama horror. So I was like, okay.

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[00:46:11] Frank: Yeah. Like, we need something like this one doesn't, but like we need something with Helen Hunt.

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[00:46:28] Scott: That's as good as it gets. That's a Helen Hunt joke.

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About the Podcast

The Last Video Store Clerks
With Frank and Scott
The Last Video Store Clerks try to figure out what a good movie even is in the age of streaming. Are there still Cult Classics with no shelf to put them on? Something is missing. Former video store clerks Frank Roll and Scott Moran aim to find it. Or at least, comedy and a silver lining. What is a good movie anyway?

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Former video store clerk, current sci-fi horror writer. Our copywriter, podcast editor, audio engineer, and resident bad good movie expert.